Monthly Archives: June 2011

The difference between a buttload, boatload and shitload.

I found that I’ve been censoring myself when it comes to measuring quantities in storytelling. It’s part of growing up, I thought, it’s inappropriate to talk about buttloads of shit in polite conversation. Not only was I wrong about what … Continue reading

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It took me a long time to even figure out a possibility of what might be going on in this cartoon

Drawing by David Borchart Contest #292, June 27, 2011 “This déjà vu is getting really aggressive.” anti-caption contest: “I wonder what it would be like if our pants were a little bit longer.” or “This is the most confusing way … Continue reading

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New Yorker Caption Contest

Drawing by John Klossner Contest #291, June 13, 2011 My caption: “Michelangelo was so dedicated to the game that he tore off his shell in some sort of illegal bunting maneuver, despite the screams of his brothers, “No Mikey, you’ll … Continue reading

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